Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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