i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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