Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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