at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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It's official drugs can't kill me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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