So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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