yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you inspire me to be a worse person
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
NoShamevember. You game?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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