When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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