Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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