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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Houston, we have a squirter
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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