did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She announced her abortion via fbk
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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