I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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