Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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