Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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