Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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