dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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