apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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