You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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