Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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