I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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