You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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