i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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