even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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