I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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