Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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