You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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