she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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