i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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