he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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