so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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