what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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