How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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