You work out of a Hotel?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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