I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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