quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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