Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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