i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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