I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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