I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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