but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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