another moral hangover. fuck.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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