God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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