yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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