textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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