Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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