how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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