I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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