I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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