try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm like, not good at living.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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