I'm eating all of the evidence.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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