But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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